Welcome to Comet Tees!
Our mission is to bring some levity to the Universe through our original designs. We have an eclectic collection of offerings and our hope is that there is something here for everyone. Whether this is your first or millionth time here, we welcome you aboard the Comet Tees experience.
Featured Designs
These are some of our favorite designs, each with their own proven track record of eliciting smiles, smirks, double-takes, laughs, and more!
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Youth Sports Survivor
AsphaltAthletic HeatherHeather Columbia BlueHeather NavyPebble BrownWhite -
Pluto is a Planet
AsphaltHeather CementHeather StormSolid Black BlendWhite -
Fantasy Football – Unicorn
AshBlack HeatherHeather CementSolid Black BlendWhite -
USA JAM – Lincoln and Johnson
AsphaltHeather Columbia BlueHeather RedHeather True RoyalSolid Athletic GreyWhite
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Who The Heck Are We?
Sure, valid question. It’s your planet and we’ve just arrived. We’re well known and respected in the other 6 corners of the Universe, but we don’t have a ton of street ‘cred here just yet.
Click below to learn more about how we got started and what energizes us to be here. (Hint: It isn’t Plutonium, that’s actually the name of a wild festival on Pluto.)
Why Choose Comet Tees?
Happiness
You'll make others smile, smirk, and laugh!
Satisfaction
Indulge in the luxury and comfort of our premium products.
Earth-Friendly
We print our products on-demand, keeping waste to a minimum.
Customer Service
If something does go wrong, we won't rest until it is fixed.
Your Trust Matters
We may be new, but we’re serious about earning your trust. Our products are guaranteed for quality, our SSL-secured checkout keeps your information safe, and we offer hassle-free returns for a worry-free shopping experience. Plus, we’re proud to be tied with Amazon for the number of products shipped to Jupiter (zero, but who’s counting?).
Quality Guaranteed
We source the finest premium products for your guaranteed satisfaction.
100% Safe and Secure Checkout
We accept all major credit cards and support Apple Pay on mobile.
Free and Easy Returns
100% no risk shopping. If you are not completely satisfied with your order, we'll fix it!
Free Shipping
Free shipping on all orders over $50.00
Money-back Guarantee
100% no risk shopping. 14 days refund.
Secure Payment
Accept Paypal, Visa, Mastercard & more
Reviews
Here are some of the latest transmissions from our happy earthling customers…
★★★★★
March 4, 2025
Great quality shirt. I get a lot of laughs at school. My friends and I will definitely be back for more!
★★★★★
November 23, 2024
Love it! This is my go to Saturday shirt! It’s super soft and I’ve gotten a lot of compliments.
