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Welcome to Comet Tees!

Our mission is to bring some levity to the Universe through our original designs. We have an eclectic collection of offerings and our hope is that there is something here for everyone. Whether this is your first or millionth time here, we welcome you aboard the Comet Tees experience.

Featured Designs

These are some of our favorite designs, each with their own proven track record of eliciting smiles, smirks, double-takes, laughs, and more!

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Who The Heck Are We?

Sure, valid question. It’s your planet and we’ve just arrived. We’re well known and respected in the other 6 corners of the Universe, but we don’t have a ton of street ‘cred here just yet.

Click below to learn more about how we got started and what energizes us to be here. (Hint: It isn’t Plutonium, that’s actually the name of a wild festival on Pluto.)

Why Choose Comet Tees?

Happiness

You'll make others smile, smirk, and laugh!

Satisfaction

Indulge in the luxury and comfort of our premium products.

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Earth-Friendly

We print our products on-demand, keeping waste to a minimum.

Customer Service

If something does go wrong, we won't rest until it is fixed.

Your Trust Matters

We may be new, but we’re serious about earning your trust. Our products are guaranteed for quality, our SSL-secured checkout keeps your information safe, and we offer hassle-free returns for a worry-free shopping experience. Plus, we’re proud to be tied with Amazon for the number of products shipped to Jupiter (zero, but who’s counting?).

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Quality Guaranteed

We source the finest premium products for your guaranteed satisfaction.

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100% Safe and Secure Checkout

We accept all major credit cards and support Apple Pay on mobile.

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Free and Easy Returns

100% no risk shopping. If you are not completely satisfied with your order, we'll fix it!

Free Shipping

Free shipping on all orders over $50.00

Money-back Guarantee

100% no risk shopping. 14 days refund.

Secure Payment

Accept Paypal, Visa, Mastercard & more

Reviews

Here are some of the latest transmissions from our happy earthling customers…

Calvin on USA JAM - Lincoln and Johnson

★★★★★

March 4, 2025

Great quality shirt. I get a lot of laughs at school. My friends and I will definitely be back for more!

Elizabeth on Coffee First, Then Your Stuff

★★★★★

November 23, 2024

Love it! This is my go to Saturday shirt! It’s super soft and I’ve gotten a lot of compliments.

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About Us

Customer Service

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Copyright 2024 Comet Tees, All rights reserved

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