Front view of a Not Brian t-shirt in Solid Athletic Grey

Not Brian

$24

Not Brian

$24

Not Brian

$24

Introducing the tee that’s here to greet the world and let them know that their name is “Not Brian”. Yes, we’ve added a dash of our own branding, but let’s be real—the main attraction is the classic “Hello” name tag on the front. Why? Because this shirt is so inclusive, it practically applies to everyone on the planet… well, except Brian. Sorry, Brian, this one’s not for you.

Ideal for any occasion where you need a name tag (or just want to make people smile), this tee is an instant conversation starter. You could be mingling at a party, grabbing coffee, or walking your dog, and this shirt will do the introductions for you. So, say “hello” to your new go-to tee, perfect for everyone (again, except you, Brian).

 

Introducing the tee that’s here to greet the world and let them know that their name is “Not Brian”. Yes, we’ve added a dash of our own branding, but let’s be real—the main attraction is the classic “Hello” name tag on the front. Why? Because this shirt is so inclusive, it practically applies to everyone on the planet… well, except Brian. Sorry, Brian, this one’s not for you.

Ideal for any occasion where you need a name tag (or just want to make people smile), this tee is an instant conversation starter. You could be mingling at a party, grabbing coffee, or walking your dog, and this shirt will do the introductions for you. So, say “hello” to your new go-to tee, perfect for everyone (again, except you, Brian).

 

Tee Shirt Sizing

Part of Tee S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Part S M L
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45
Part XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Product Details
  • Crewneck t-shirt
  • Designed in USA
  • Printed in USA
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex style
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Front view of a Not Brian t-shirt in Solid Athletic Grey

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