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USA JAM - Lincoln and Johnson

$24

USA JAM – Lincoln and Johnson

$24

(1 customer review)
Front view of USA JAM Lincoln and Johnson in White
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Front view of USA JAM Lincoln and Johnson in White
Folded view of USA JAM Lincoln and Johnson in White

USA JAM – Lincoln and Johnson

$24

Step into 1865 arcade mode with this retro-inspired tee featuring one of history’s most unexpected presidential duos. Hand-drawn portraits and hilarious power bars break down their questionable strengths and weaknesses in true coin-op fashion.

Lincoln’s “Honesty” stat is maxed out because he is Honest Abe, after all. He dominates in “Civil War Stuff” by holding the Union together when it was falling apart. “Four Scoring” tips its hat to his Gettysburg speech, proving he could drop historic bars long before rap existed. Sadly, “Dodging” is his lowest skill, and history sealed that rating.

Johnson, Lincoln’s beardless VP, had his own unique skill set. “Tailoring” is a nod to his pre-politics career as an actual tailor, though stitching the nation back together was not his strength. “Drunkenness” scores high because showing up sloshed to your own inauguration is a bold strategy. His “Secessioning” score takes a hit since he opposed leaving the Union despite being a Southern Democrat. “Impeachability” ranks off the charts because the first-ever impeached president deserves legendary status.

This tee is a must-have for history buffs, political junkies, and anyone who appreciates a presidential power struggle. Honestly.

 

Step into 1865 arcade mode with this retro-inspired tee featuring one of history’s most unexpected presidential duos. Hand-drawn portraits and hilarious power bars break down their questionable strengths and weaknesses in true coin-op fashion.

Lincoln’s “Honesty” stat is maxed out because he is Honest Abe, after all. He dominates in “Civil War Stuff” by holding the Union together when it was falling apart. “Four Scoring” tips its hat to his Gettysburg speech, proving he could drop historic bars long before rap existed. Sadly, “Dodging” is his lowest skill, and history sealed that rating.

Johnson, Lincoln’s beardless VP, had his own unique skill set. “Tailoring” is a nod to his pre-politics career as an actual tailor, though stitching the nation back together was not his strength. “Drunkenness” scores high because showing up sloshed to your own inauguration is a bold strategy. His “Secessioning” score takes a hit since he opposed leaving the Union despite being a Southern Democrat. “Impeachability” ranks off the charts because the first-ever impeached president deserves legendary status.

This tee is a must-have for history buffs, political junkies, and anyone who appreciates a presidential power struggle. Honestly.

 

(1 customer review)

Tee Shirt Sizing

Part of Tee S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Part S M L
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45
Part XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Product Details
  • Crewneck t-shirt
  • Designed in USA
  • Printed in USA
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex style
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USA JAM – Lincoln and Johnson
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  1. Calvin –

    Great quality shirt. I get a lot of laughs at school. My friends and I will definitely be back for more!

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